It is only like 11:30 or so and I have had a day's worth of "fun" already.
Here is the receipe for that was used for my morning:
1 bowl of spilled Cherios
1 toddler who decided to strip off his pull up and pee on my bed
1 toddler who said he had to potty and decided to climb into the bathtub to finish pooping...as if cleaning the potty isn't fun enough...poop in the bathtub is a barrell of laughs!
1 preschooler who decided to sit and tie knots into the dogs retractable leash "just because"....that was really fun to fix.
1dog who decided to pee in the kitchen floor which ran under the refrigerator....I LOVED moving the fridge out to mop under it!!!!
1 preschooler who slammed her bedroom door in her brother's face and locked the door which made him scream for 15 minutes.
Mix all of the above ingredients together in a big ass bowl along with my already sour mood, 50 million chores I haven't gotten to yet, bake at 350 and you have an idea of my state of mind today! Good times!!!!
Ummm. You know I always extend my weekend an extra day so that I feel justified for drinking at 2pm on a Monday afternoon. it helps, i promise.
ReplyDeleteDang. That sucks. Please don't save me any. :-(
ReplyDeleteYeah, I will not be writing that one down for the recipe box! I hope all is better now :)
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