I Get SO Tired Of Saying....

I don't really expect everyone to read all of these but the list just sort of grew and grew....I repeat myself so much and get so tired of it I just wanted to vent....maybe I will look back at these one day and laugh.


Do not touch your brother/sister.
Do not spit on your sister.
We do not spit unless we are brushing our teeth.
Stop blowing snot bubbles...it is very gross!
Samuel lets put your shorts and pull up back on...again.
Where are your shoes? You have to wear shoes outside.
Do not run over people with your truck.
Please talk to me without wining.
It's time for bed, no you cannot stay up any longer.
Who smeared tootsie roll on the door? (So far that is a one timer today..no confessions so far.)
You have to let me wipe your nose...it's crusty.
Do not dump water on the floor...water stays in the tub.
It really doesn't matter who opens the door.
Please do not crack your sister/brother in the head with the door.
You can get out of the bathtub first tomorrow night.
It doesn't matter which towel I use for you.
You can only have water to drink after we brush teeth.
I have to help you brush your teeth when you are finished brushing yourself.
Please share.
Take turns...it's more fun if everyone gets a turn.
We have to let Samuel watch some of his movies sometimes too...it's only fair.
Riley please do not change clothes again today.
Riley do not dump all of the clothes out of your drawers.
Riley do not pull clothes out of your closet.
Only play with clothes in your dress up trunk.
Both of you get to pick a book for story time...we can't just read princess books.
Riley please eat...do not just drink your drink.
Samuel do not give your food to Penny.
Samuel why did you take off your pants and pullup?
Only write on paper.
Riley, if the computer makes you upset it is time to get stop for a while.
Stop slamming the mouse on the desk please.
Do you want to go to time out for a while?
Please be careful...you are going to fall...bump your head, get hurt...etc.
Did you turn off the water when you washed your hands?
Did you wipe?
Did you flush?
Do you need help with that?
No more snacks before dinner.
Because I am your mom and it is my job to take care of you and I say.....
Samuel stop playing with your pee pee-er...unless you have to potty stop messing with it.
Riley that isn't very lady like.
That isn't very nice.
Please be nice to each other.
Samuel please don't sit on Riley.
Riley, Samuel is too heavy for you to pick up.
Please use your spoon/fork.
Try not to spill.
Stay seated at the table.
Don't talk with your mouth full.
Please say yes ma'am and yes sir.
That is Mrs. or Mr. So and So.
Please try at least one bite.
Samuel, please stop talking and/or singing about poop....it's gross.
Samuel your shoes are on the wrong feet buddy....switch them.


I love the time after the kids go to bed and I get to just worry about me for an hour or so.

Later Gaters!