Riley's Words of Wisdom to Samuel

****Warning this is kind of gross...but I think everyone who read this is a mom so you probably won't mind...and it is funny.


I was in the bathroom tonight with Riley and Samuel getting them ready for their bath...very typical....I had the bath water running, I was gathering up the items needed...wash cloths, towels, toys, bubble bath, baby wash, etc....Riley was sitting on the toilet and I was helping Samuel out of his clothes and then had him sit on the potty to try to potty before getting in the bath. Riley and I were talking while she was sitting on the toilet and I looked over and Samuel had stood up and had his finger in his fanny....here is exactly what was said.....

I said, "Ouuuu Samuel....DO NOT STICK YOUR FINGER IN YOUR FANNY!"
He looked at his finger and it had a little spot of poop on it and he instantly put it on his tongue!!!!! I said, "Samuel, GROSSSSSSS! And if you do stick your finger in your fanny and it has gets something on it you should NEVER put what's on your finger in your MOUTH!!!!"

Riley looked very seriously at Sam and then said, "Only if it's Bubble Gum."

I was laughing so hard I almost forgot that he ate poop! By the time I got around to making him spit and wipe off his tongue it was way too late!

How many times has Riley pulled bubble gum out of her fanny I wonder!!!! Kids are hysterical sometimes!